Interim Note: We are Experiencing Authorial Difficulties, Please Stand By

To anyone who was planning on reading the post that I would normally have up sometime yesterday: Sorry, it's still being written. Since it's Father's Day weekend, I wanted to write a Very Special Post, and it turns out that it's really hard for me to admit possessing real human emotions, so writing this post is taking longer than I expected. It will be up sometime tonight, but hopefully it will be worth the wait.